Arizona Special Election Personifies Ass Backwards Politics

I sometimes think our politicians like that all things involving politics have to either be inconsistent or seemingly involve some irregular process.

With Rep. Gabrielle Giffords resigning her seat in the U.S. House of Representatives this week, Arizona is left with a real muck of a situation. A special primary election to replace her won’t take place until approximately April, followed by a special general election for either June or July. Put all the stuffy bureaucratic policies to the side — why the f*** does this have to take so long, especially when the Congresswoman has theoretically been out of office for over a year?

I get that for the past year, Giffords’ office has proceeded to stay busy, doing whatever they possibly can considering the awkward situation they were in. Still, don’t those in her district deserve better?

Only speaking from my vantage point as a complete outsider to the Congresswoman’s situation, I have long reckoned it seemed fairly obvious she would not return to regular work during this current term.  Would it not have been more appropriate for the Congresswoman to resign any earlier? The state of Arizona will now spend millions of tax payer dollars to elect an individual to finish out her term for the better part of six months — while Arizonians in her district will then either re-elect that person or elect someone new to begin serving a new term in 2013.

In Illinois, we are not too keen to the idea of a state governor appointing a replacement, thanks to the actions of our former idiot Gov. Rod Blagojevich and his eventual appointment of Roland Burris when it came time to filling the senate seat left vacant by then President-elect Barack Obama. Be that as it may, instead of wasting several months and taxpayer money, a special appointment by the Arizona governor would seem to be more appropriate than thumbing through the drawn out process of this special election.

Rather F’d up…

For the record, I don’t sincerely believe Giffords is at fault.  I do wish her the very best in her continued recovery, and do hope she can somehow make a return to politics down the line.

Obama’s No to Keystone Pipeline a Likely Win for the GOP

President Obama’s NO to the Canadian Keystone Pipeline has the potential to haunt him this coming November. Not because his decision was necessarily wrong (that’s a separate issue altogether), but because of circumstance.

When negotiating the extension of payroll tax cuts in December, Republicans agreed to the cuts in return for an Obama decision on Keystone within 60 days. I have no doubt that they knew he would ultimately vote no for the pipeline.

As planned, the Republicans now have one more talking point against Obama for November. They can make the claim that Obama is for the status quo when it comes to oil and energy production. Doesn’t sound like a big deal at the moment, since politicians are always embellishing “such and such” claims. However, if oil prices do soar out of control this summer, then the shit may really hit the fan…

The Wall Street Journal posted a special report yesterday speculating that such a rise in oil prices may indeed happen if the European Union does decide to ban Iranian oil imports. You ban Iranian oil, you’ve got the Saudis increasing their production capacity, while the margin of spare oil becomes more dense. Suddenly, you’ve got the perfect storm giving speculators more than enough reason to jack up oil prices.

Correlating the Keystone Pipeline decision into the equation could be the best tactic Republicans have against him. While damning “Obama Care” or the tight restrictions against Wall Street are all grievances that will be used by the Republican nominee (assuming Mitt Romney), they are essentially weak. They don’t hit home enough to the average person because they don’t have an immediate impact on one’s day-to-day existence.

Paying $4 plus per gallon, or worse, $5 per gallon does…

Up until now, I have vastly assumed that Obama would likely defeat whoever the Republican nominee is. If this oil situation plays out as projected above, I think the Republicans are dealt with a potential advantage.

It’s obviously too early to predict anything. As St. Louis talk radio personality Paul Harris wrote earlier this month, we haven’t even seen the Obama re-election machine in action yet.

Bridging the Gap from Waffle House to Louisville

Clark Memorial Bridge - Louisville, KY

In February last year, my buddy Dan and I ventured out to Louisville, KY for one of our frequent road trip weekends. While there, we explored the city, experienced the Saddle Ridge at Fourth Street Live and got to see a Louisville Cardinals basketball game inside the KFC Yum Center. While the downtown is somewhat small, I really liked the overall vibe and have since wanted to go back.

One of my favorite memories of that trip was from the night we got there. As I wrote here back in September last year, both Dan and I happen to love Waffle House. We don’t have them in Chicago, so when we venture to an area where they are around, we tend to get a bit excited.

On our way to Louisville, we made the split second decision to stop in Indianapolis and explore the city on foot for a while. By the time we left Indy, it was around 7′ish, so now we were in more of a hurry to get to Louisville. Even though we would pass several Waffle House restaurants on the way, we decided to keep going. We would get to Louisville, check into our hotel, and then find a Waffle House in the city.

Going back to the drive down to Louisville, we had stopped in Indianapolis to walk around and explore. That was an unexpected stop, something which would delay our Louisville arrival by about an hour and a half. Even though we passed countless Waffle House restaurants after Indianapolis, we decided to not stop, arrive to our hotel, settle in and then go find one in the city.

After settling in, we asked the front desk where the nearest Waffle House was.  She told us the closest one was just on the other side of the Ohio River, back in Clark, IN. She recommended we take a taxi since it is a very long walk.  She also reminded us that the Louisville taxis didn’t patrol the other side of the river, so we’d have to call a taxi to pick us up from Waffle House. Good idea… who want’s to walk across a lonely bridge that late at night?

Turns out Kid Rock was in town that night. Our taxi driver from the hotel told us that it would be next to impossible to get a taxi to pick us up from Waffle House. Hmmm… now I’m nervous. We don’t know the area, it’s late at night and it is cold. I don’t want to walk across a long bridge, let alone late at night!

Dan doesn’t seem to care…

We’re in the taxi and driving across the Ohio River via the Clark Memorial Bridge (Rt. 31 / 2nd St.). There is no way we can walk this bridge! Dans giving me this false assurance that we’ll find a cab and that all will be OK. Whatever. I want Waffle House bad enough. We’ll worry about it after.

We arrived, we dined and we enjoyed. The Louisville skyline from across the river is absolutely beautiful. After we walked out, we both looked at each other. I wasn’t in the mood to call around for a taxi, knowing we likely would not find one. Dan looks at me, laughs and says “did you honestly believe we’d find a cab at this time… we’re walking back!” Luckily, I was mentally prepared. Despite every single instinct I felt, I knew from the moment we left that we’d be walking back. I was ready… or so I thought.

The 1.5 mile walk across that bridge was brutal. It was so cold. I was fairly bundled up, but the wind was so strong since the bridge was so high above the water. I’m freezing cold, while unsure that some hobo wasn’t going to find us and kill us. About half way across the bridge, as miserable as I was, something dawned on me. I had never done anything like this before. Despite the cold, it truly was a beautiful night. This is pretty damn cool. There we are, above a monumental river, with the moon shining high above, while looking ahead to the Louisville skyline, all brightly lid in all its glory.

Looking back on that journey across the river, I think I would do it again. Dan of course loves to remind me how I complained the entire way across. We finally did make it to the other side. The walk across may have been 30 to 45 minutes… I don’t exactly remember. When we got to solid ground, tere stood the KFC Yum Center, surrounded by droves of people who had just exited the building. The Kid Rock concert had just ended. The rest of the walk was fine. We were in downtown Louisville — on lower ground, and the buildings shielding any wind. We wound up at the Saddle Ridge at Fourth Street Live. Good times!

Dan was over at my place yesterday to watch the Blackhawks and the Red Wings game. One thing led to another, and by the time he left, we had booked a return trip to Louisville for later next month. Perhaps, I’ll have my chance to walk that bridge again. And more than likely, I may be sorry once we find ourselves there.

I’ll worry about that once it comes time to cross that bridge… literally.

Dumbass Marines Get Caught Urinating on Dead Taliban

While the United States negotiates with the Taliban, complicating such matter was the video surfacing showing U.S. marines urinating on Taliban corpses. The U.S. insists that such acts are deplorable. All involved have been identified and the assumption is they will be charged and held accountable.

What a bunch of dumbasses.

Not because they actually pissed on Taliban corpses… but because they got caught.

I get it. What the marines did was wrong. It makes our military and our country look bad (not that our government has never done that). I get how the United States is supposed to be better than this.

I don’t know why, but for some reason, I don’t find myself to be that offended. As a matter of fact, I’m not offended at all.

I wouldn’t have done the same thing. But if I had seen it happen, I wouldn’t have turned them in. I think there are just far worse things that could have happened. I’m not arguing that urinating on dead Taliban is not a big deal. It is. But the thought that those marines could spend several years in jail just seems wrong.

I would be ok with them getting a slap on the wrist.

And the next time, maybe the next bunch that does this will know better than to capture the evidence on camera or video.

Countdown to Conflict with Keith Olbermann and Current TV

Keith Olbermann

The problems between Keith Olbermann and his bosses at Current TV should not be taking anyone by surprise… including the folks at Current TV. His bad experiences at ESPN, Fox Sports and MSNBC should speak for itself.

When on camera, Olbermann is very good at what he does. He is a reputable star. Hiring a star in hopes of turning a struggling cable network into something that is more legitimate is commendable. Hiring Keith Olbermann for such a task is absolutely insane. He is highly irritable, immature, mean, picky and short tempered.

To complain about Olbermann’s character at this point would be a waste of time. He is who he is, and that is never going to change. Current TV hired him, hoping he would somehow not be any of those bad things he was previously. The network needed to hire a top guy who was both helpful and humble. Hiring Olbermann for such a role would be like a pro football team naming Terrell Owens as their team captain.

By no means am I excusing his behavior. Olbermann is an asshole. Everyone in television should have already known that.

Ideally, he would have accepted the job knowing there would be growing pains. When they happen, you deal with them. Hopefully, everyone learns from them, things get better, and through time, the network hopefully begins to grow. By playing hardball the way he does, how is that supposed to help the network? How is that supposed to set an example? Instead, he is thinking about himself only.

Current TV hired Keith Olbermann hoping he would be a team player and a leader. They got neither. Instead, they just got Keith. Obviously, not a recipe for a winning game plan.

In Tebow We Trust

Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow is harmless. He’s a seemingly nice guy who loves life, and is not ashamed to profess his religious faith every chance he gets. Through no unintentional fault of his own, he has become this polarizing figure — you either love him or you hate him.

I lean towards not liking him. But before you pin me as an secular hate monger, it’s not necessarily because he talks about God all the time. Take away all religious references and you have an individual who has mastered how to incorporate the word “and” into his dialogue to make the world’s longest run-on sentence in history. I’m sorry, but he sounds like a seven year old. The way he talks is annoying. When you put God back into his dialogue, you have someone who is far too nice and enthusiastic.

Don’t get me wrong… nice and enthusiastic are good.As a matter of fact, there isn’t enough nice or enthusiasm in this world. But Tim Tebow isn’t just nice. He’s too nice. I’m thinking more like the phony nice you see with adult actors from children’s educational programming on public television.  Yes… that kind of nice.

I’m not trying to be mean spirited. I don’t mind that he openly professes his love for Jesus Christ every chance he gets. Hell, he is entitled to do that. I suppose some of my Tebow bitterness comes from the fact the he just isn’t that good of a quarterback. At the pro level, he sucks! That doesn’t mean he won’t eventually turn into a good player. He’s not there yet, if ever. And yet, the media and fans are treating him like he is the second coming of John Elway.

As for the praying he does after scoring a touchdown, I have to give him the benefit of the doubt. He’s not actually thanking God for helping him score. I would guess he is thanking God for all of his life’s blessings — his health, his opportunities, etc.

I’ll also give the benefit of the doubt to most Christians. They do not believe God is actually helping Tebow win football games. Except for the few “God had his hand in that game” type of quotes I heard after this last game… but I digress.

The idea that God would help a pro football player win football games is absurd. Especially when all my life, I was told that God acts in mysterious ways, and that we have to accept that bad things will happen in this world  — such as starving children, natural disasters and unjust acts of evil.  So it makes perfect sense for him to, above all things, help a young man win football games.

Besides, God isn’t available most game days. Sundays are the day of the Sabbath. He’s busy resting.

Tea Party Votes for Santorum, GOP/Tea Party Identity Crisis

The Economist’s Democracy in America blog summarizes the continued GOP/Tea Party identity crisis.

Specifically, it identifies how contradictory it is for the Iowan Tea Party to vote for GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum:

It is entirely possible that Mr Santorum is the least libertarianish candidate in the Republican field. Indeed, I’m not sure there’s a single issue on which Mr Santorum comes closer than Mr Romney to the alleged tea-party movement ideals of small government, fiscal responsibility, and individual liberty. And, obviously, Mr Santorum does much worse in these respects than Ron Paul.

Also interesting is the author’s conclusion on the Tea Party:

Which is to say, the tea-party movement is just another expression of the American right’s signature brand of identity politics. Its overriding concern is elevating the power and social status of those who hold dear a certain conception of American authenticity—white, evangelical, exceptionalist nationalism—and it does this, bizarrely, using the rhetoric of constitutionalism, limited government, and free markets.

Pellet Gun or Not, I’m Fine with Cops Killing Texas Student Jaime Gonzalez

The controversy surrounding Jaime Gonzalez is interesting. Police shot and killed him on Wednesday at his middle school in Texas, when he refused to drop the weapon and then allegedly pointed it at them. His parents are upset, while his community and church mourn his loss. He is said to have been a very nice kid — an avid church goer. His godmother claims he didn’t even bring the gun to school, but that he had taken it from another kid and was going to turn it into the principal’s office.

What should the police have done? He didn’t drop the weapon, and he allegedly pointed it towards them.Whether you’re at school, the mall or grocery store, when you’re showcasing a gun, the odds suggest you’re up to no good!

In this case, I am all for doing what is necessary to ensure that he does not hurt one person. It turned out he was carrying a pellet gut. My mind does not change.

I sympathize for the community and his parents, as I’m sure this is a horrendous shock. This is still the preferable outcome as opposed to sympathizing for another kid or group of kids or teachers hurt or killed as a result of Gonzales.

 

 

Bookmarks for Facebook Status Updates or Links?

Facebook

It’s routine for me to check Facebook when I have nothing to do… or even when I do have something to do. While perusing the news feed, it’s pretty common to come across a few links  that grab my interest.

When I don’t have time to open such links, I try to get the URLs and email myself so I can followup later. If I don’t, I usually don’t remember to look for those status updates or links again later on. Copying the URL and emailing it isn’t always possible or convenient, especially from my Android phone.

With email, you can easily highlight or bookmark individual messages for easy followup (i.e. Gmail or Microsoft Outlook). Why not in Facebook? Or, if I “like” a particular status, can I easily find it later? For all I know, such features already exist. If so, let me know. And if not, I think Mark Zuckerberg ought to get busy…

Just Horsing Around

A co-worker emailed me a link to this Toyota Camry commercial. He didn’t tell me anything about it, except to just watch it, and that he thought it was funny.

There’s nothing particularly clever or witty about it – it’s just an excellent example of stupid funny, which when done right, is one of my favorite forms of comedy. Do not undersell the amount of effort it took for the actor to actually impersonate so many different horses, on top of his overall demeanor.